TOP 10 ELF PICKUP LINES 1. "I'm down here." 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSync. Want to meet them? 4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list. 5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys. 6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear? 7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler. 8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man. 9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig. 10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!… Pročitajte više

10 BEST PICKUP LINES Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're… Pročitajte više

APPLICATION FOR A PEICE OF ASS Ever gone out on a date only to discover in the first thirty seconds that you are completely incompatible with each other? She's a little bit country and you're a little bit psychotic sniper? Being single, and having done hard time at The Masturbation Emporium, it's clear that the moment has come to start using a precise screening process of my own to save everyone involved a lot of embarrassment. First name (or nickname): Gender: Female. Male. Hermaphrodite. Transsexual. Other. Distance from New York: 0 miles. Less than 50 miles. Where the hell is New York?… Pročitajte više

Here are 17 sex facts you'll wish you never heard... 1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed. 2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first. 3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh. 4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops. 5. Male fruitflies rejected by female… Pročitajte više

Quiz Time Everyone! Quiz Time! Short Answer are awesome! Be brutally honest. Updated 12.21.2020 1. Your Name? 2. Age? 3. Favorite position? 4. Are you OK with my age? 5. Where are you from? 6. Lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever seen me in public or know me personally? 10. Would you leave after or stay awhile? 11. Would you ever let me to post our fun? 12. Have sex on the first date? 13. Would you kiss during sex? 14. Do you think I could make you cum? 15. How many times would have sex? 16. Any special kinks? 17. Do you like fo… Pročitajte više

weird asks that say a lot 1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? 2. chocolate bars or lollipops? 3. bubblegum or cotton candy? 4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? 5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? 6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? 7. earbuds or headphones? 8. movies or tv shows? 9. favorite smell in the summer? 10. game you were best at in p.e.? 11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? 12. name of your favorite playlist? 13. lanyard or key ring?… Pročitajte više

birth fetish ask 1. how would you want to be impregnated? 2. would you rather your baby come early, or late? 3. hospital birth, home birth, or accidental labor and subsequent birth in public? 4. would you want to be in a loving relationship where your partner helps you through the birth? 5. would you want to be a single mother giving birth with help from those other than your partner? 6. who, other than your partner, would help you through birth? (doctors, friends, strangers, etc.) 7. would you prefer to give birth home alone than have help from others? 8. would you rather be knowingly, purpo… Pročitajte više

Emetophilia questions. see my answers below 1. When did you first realise that you liked puke/vomit/emetophilia as a fetish? 2. What do you enjoy the most about it? 3. Do you prefer to see men puking, women puking or both? 4. Have you ever puked on someone else? (A lover or a friend, by accident) 5. Do you like to make yourself puke or do you prefer to see others puke? 6. Have you ever made yourself puke? (By accident or on purpose) 7. Has anyone ever puked on you? 8. How often do you puke? And do you do it in the bathroom? 9. Have you ever puked in public? 10. Have you ever puked o… Pročitajte više

Masturbation Questionnaire 1. When did you start masturbating and how many years have you been masturbating for? 2. How often do you masturbate? 3. How long do you usually masturbate for? 4. When did you last masturbate? 5. When do you usually masturbate? 6. Where do you usually masturbate? 7. Which hand do you masturbate with? 8. [MEN] What do you cum on? (chest, belly, hand etc.) 9. [MEN] Have you ever cummed in your mouth or tasted your own cum? 10. Do you practise edging (masturbating on the edge of orgasm)? 11. How long did your longest masturbating session take? 12. How long… Pročitajte više

Here you can answer them again or for the first time. Check my status for more questions as they will be updated frequently. If you want my answers to these just ask 1. One question I have to answer truthfully 2. Sex in Public? If so, where? 3. drunk sex: have you had it and do you like it? 4. sleep clothed or in the nude? 5. Favorite nude scene from a movie? 6. Threesome? MFF, MFM, FFF, or MMM 7. Non Sex Question: Favorite cartoon as a k**? 8. Best nickname given to a partner? 9. Favorite Male/Female Pornstar 10. Favorite Position? 11. Had Phone Sex? 12. Had an online Relationship? 13. How y… Pročitajte više

Here you can answer them again or for the first time. Check my status for more questions as they will be updated frequently. If you want my answers to these just ask 1. Do you like girls with lots of makeup or little/none? 2. What types of gifs should I do for my profile/blogs? 3. What are some good GIF sites? 4. What is your favorite number and why? 5. Had sex in a car? 6. Piercings. How many and where do you like them? 7. Wildest Sex ever? 8. Thoughts on plastic surgery? 9. Is foreplay important? 10. If you had to give up one: would it be sex or food? 11. Country aside from yours with the h… Pročitajte više

Here you can answer them again or for the first time. Check my status for more questions as they will be updated frequently. If you want my answers to these just ask 1. Do you enjoy one night stands? 2. Are you into bondage? 3. Do you like your girl to spit or swallow? 4. What is your definition of love? 5. What is your favorite tv show? 6. Slapping: yay or nay? 7. Opinions on interracial sex? 8. Do you prefer Amateur or professional photos?, 9. Would you have sex with a pornstar if given the chance? 10. Favorite sport? 11. Super Power… which would it be? 12. Drink of choice? 13. Favorite colo… Pročitajte više

Here you can answer them again or for the first time. Check my status for more questions as they will be updated frequently. If you want my answers to these just ask 1. Stranded on a desert island with one person (it can't be me)? 2. One major weakness is? 3. Broken arm or leg(must pick one) 4. What are your 3 favorite sites? 5. Worst pick up line up you used? 6. Horizontal or Vertical Stripes? 7. Which of the 5 senses would you say is the strongest? 8. Unusual fears or phobias? 9. If you swapped genders for a day, What would you do? 10. If captain of a ship, What would you name it? 11. What… Pročitajte više

Get to Know You Before I Fuck You Application PLEASE DON”T LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To: ____ From: ______Date: __/__/__Age: ___ D.O.B.:__/__/__ City: _________________ State: ____ Height: __ Ft.__ Inches Weight: ______lbs. Complexion: Light__ White__ Pale__ Caramel__ Brown__ Medium__ Dark__ Nasty Dark__ Charcoal__ Eye Color: ___________ Hair Color: ____________ Married:__ Divorced: __ B/G Friend: __ Single: __ CHECK ALL THAT APPLY Do you drink? If so what? __________________________________________________ __ Do you smoke? If so what? __________________________________________________ ___ Do you li… Pročitajte više

"Would You Rather" 1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold your partner? 2. Would you rather have sex while someone is watching you, or would you want to watch a couple have sex in front of you? 3. Would you rather orgasm while getting or during intercourse? 4. Would you rather try out kinkier sex ideas or have romantic sex? 5. Would you rather watch porn with your partner, or read an erotic novel out loud while touching each other? 6. Would you rather have sex with the lights on or the lights off? 7. Would you rather give an oral or get an oral? 8. Would you rather have sex with your… Pročitajte više

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Take this quiz please Age: Location: Last time you had sex with a female: Last time you had sex with a male: Favorite position and why? Do you think I'm hot? Would you have sex with me? Lights on or off? Would you have to be shitfaced? Would you take a shower with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? What's my best feature? Do you like oral sex? Do you like anal sex? Sex on the first date? Make love or fuck me like a whore? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Do you like fore play? Do this… Pročitajte više

Post answers please 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. Would you have to be drunk? 7. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9. Condom or skin? 10. Do you give Oral pleasures? 11. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 12. Have sex on the first date? 13. Would you kiss me during sex? 14. Do you think I would be good in bed? 15. Three sum or maybe foursome? 16. How many times would you like to cum? 17. Spit or swallow? 18. Do you like fore play? 19. Do you have any hot friends yo… Pročitajte više

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How Kinky Am I? https://www.allthetests.com/love-and-relationship-quizzes/test-yourself-in-questions-of-love/kinky/quiz17/1134372434/how-kinky-am-i Ready to find out your kinkiness quotient? WHOA! You're a FREAK! Hey, some people like kink...and some people LOVE it! When it comes to kink, you know how to get the job done, and your partner couldn't be happier. Keep going with it! Be safe, and have fun!… Pročitajte više