He seduces hot-looking BBW bouncer

Can I help you? - Well, it's time to get backstage actually.

I don't think so, unless you've got a pass. - Yeah, I've got a pass.

There you go. - Nah, that's no good mate, it's ruining my job, so I'll have to let you back there with that.

You can buy that, that's perfectly valid. - No, it's not the first of April, it's written. I don't know where you got that from.

Perhaps I'll be in... - Well, I bought that, backstage.