I have a special night out planned for you

So I was thinking that maybe we'll lock you up tonight. Don't give me that look.

We'll still have a good time. I just don't have to worry about your penis coming

anywhere near me. So I'm gonna lock you up. You know, I may even play footies with

you still underneath the table at dinner. I might get a little right in your crotch.

I might be a little entertained so I picked this up at the store. Do you know