Paul chaplin gets an opportunity to service three horny chics hardcore

A million quid? Is that for both legs? You must be joking!

I know it's transfer season, but hey, look, I've got a meeting, right,

with a brand new agent, right, that is going to knock yours all the way

past the Tampines box, out the stadium and, you know, to Manchester United or something.

You should see her in a minute. Later, later.