stuck in glue

Okay, I'm, um...

I am getting less and less able to move in the sticky goo that I've accidentally stepped

in as a trap for my soon-to-be ex-boyfriend, and I have not taken out the door to go to

So I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to get unstuck from my own trap so that I

can make it to work on time and also make sure that I am unstuck from this board before