THE BEVERLY FUCKBILLIES

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bugger, they proved.

Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, "Jed, move away from there."