Not sure if you are still here. I commented about the use of Vaseline and how it is not good for your body a few years ago (niezaka). Back then I did not have an alternative. Now I do - German Hand Cheese. Yes I am serious. It is full of lactic acid bacteria so no risk of a bladder infection as long as you play reasonably clean. This cheese is solid at room temperature but becomes a thick consistency at body temps. I have done it so many times - amazing! Make sure you get the version without caraway seeds.
2 favorite thing I'm my bladder Vaseline feels amazing Master caught me in a pooped pullup that got out of the trash so quickly push my bladder full of blue Dawn cip the chather close down back of my diper bent over the bench and patteld my bare poopy bum got 20 hard. Swat though get many more wen home soap inside your bladder and nicy welt cheek wold teach ya master said I loudly cut him off say I put on next used diaper i find cut off and take by arm to the car told we see car Park private door open master grab big hevy oak pattel down pants and very poopy pull up ligt my bum up 20 hard swat master slide suppository in my bum master pull the poopy pull nice sqush say better not poop more